Though they are meant to work together, it’s worth giving a quick breakdown. Peering into the box and inhaling the grainy, waxy-sweet aroma, I can see that HNCMC (how’s that for an acronym?) contains 3 distinct pieces: our beloved hero, the Honey Nut Cheerio an out of place classic, the crispy flake and the experimental oddball, the oat cluster. Let’s get down to the nitty-gritty (nutty-grutty?).

Because Honey Nut Cheerios Medley Crunch is like a commercialized Honey Nut Bunches of CheeriOats (I knew I should have patented it). My first production was a logical one, and one that many others have probably tried: Honey Nut Cheerios + Honey Bunches of Oats = Honey Nut Bunches of CheeriOats.Īnd that’s why I feel the psychic presence of General Mills whispering sweet nothings (nothings so sweet they have 9 grams of sugar per serving) in the back of mind. They say man should not play god, but I think corn and milk is less ethically questionable to work with than flesh and blood. Like any cereal fan, from time to time I get a Frankenstein-esque impulse to experiment: to mix multiple cereals into new ones.

No, this cereal-whose doppelgänger I held before me-was a product of my own ideation. But this was no cereal you would find on store shelves. As I poured my bowl for review purposes and took the inaugural spoonful, I quickly realized that I had eaten a cereal like this before. See, this review is for the Big G’s intriguing Honey Nut Cheerios Medley Crunch. Like what’s-his-face-who-isn’t-Leo in Inception, I have reason to believe that someone can read my subconscious.

That was my honest attempt at trying to protect my thoughts from being tampered with again. Think about architectural impossibilities that couldn’t be understood even by the likes of Leonardo DiCaprio and Ellen Page.

Honey nut clusters cereal